Military Gibberish Chef’s Apron
$22.00
This apron is covered in so much military gibberish that even a Joint Task Force would struggle to decode it.
Description
Attention, chow hall commandos and backyard grill sergeants—your uniform upgrade has arrived! This 100% cotton, battle-tested, acronym-infested apron is the ultimate piece of gear for any cook who operates with precision, efficiency, and just a little bit of unnecessary yelling. Whether you’re flipping burgers with the intensity of a pre-mission briefing or whipping up a meal like a DFAC on payday, this apron has you covered—literally.
FEATURES:
– 100% Cotton – breathable, durable, and ready for action
– Two Front Pockets – For holding spatulas, tongs, or that one spoon everyone fights over
– Adjustable Neck Strap – because one size never fits all in the Military
– Designed & Printed in the USA – by a small (but mighty) woman-owned business that thrives on chaos & caffeine
This apron is covered in so much military gibberish that even a Joint Task Force would struggle to decode it. It’s the perfect gift for veterans, active duty, or anyone who thinks “chow is continuous” is a life philosophy. Wear it with pride, grill with discipline, and remember: If you can’t take the heat—redirect it like a well-timed FRAGO.
Deploy to checkout now, or prepare for KP duty. Your call.
