Military Gibberish Tea Towel

Description

Whether you’re cleaning up after a full-scale Sustainment Operation (a.k.a. Dinner) or just wiping down the battlefield that is your kitchen counter, this 100% cotton tea towel is standing by for duty. Covered in an all-out assault of military acronyms, jargon, and enough inside jokes to make a TOC giggle, this towel brings a little tactical efficiency to your daily mess management.

MISSION-ESSENTIAL SPECS:
– 17” x 30” – standard-issue for Kitchen Ops
– Corner loop for hanging – because proper gear stowage matters
– 100% cotton – highly absorbent, low maintenance, always ready
– Designed & printed in the USA– by a small (but mighty) woman-owned business that takes kitchen readiness seriously

Whether you’re drying dishes, wiping up coffee that went Code Red, or just looking for an excuse to yell “SITREP on those dishes, soldier!”—this towel has your six. Deploy one to your kitchen today, and maintain superior cleanliness with extreme prejudice.